Tuesday, February 2, 2010

It's that time again!.... It's LIVE LOST BLOGGING, TIME


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Starting it's starting!! Beginning with creepy Ben voiceover describing the history of LOST. Ohh the memories. I miss Clarie! But now I want new LOST...Please Ben stop talking and play me a new episode. Ugghhh. I am going to watch and not type anything, in protest.

OKAY, now it's really LOST time. They have to show the "previously on LOST", first. Uggh, just get to it DAMMIT! (Shoot I have to pee, or am so excited that I feel like I could pee my pants, either one)


White Screen............we're back on an airplane, with Jack. He's looking around. That stewardess chick came back and gave Jack more booz. We have turbulance. Now, Rose comforts Jack about the turbulance....more shaking and now nothing...still flying. "They made it." Benard came back to his seat. How sweet are they?
Jack goes to tiny bathroom and looks over himself in mirror, sees small cut on his neck. DESMOND!!! Yes, he is next to Jack on the plane, and Jack remembers him, from somewhere... "Nice to meet you, or see you again." The sky is very clear out there as we dive down to the ocean seeing the island under ground, and the 6 toed statue. LOST LOGO TIME!


Okay, flashing back to last season and the dropping of the hydrogen bomb down and Juliet getting pulled down. Can we say, not a new scene? Oh, WOW!! It's Kate in a TREE! Monkey Kate. Is this now or then, or when? Kate's hearing is annoying me. Where is Kate? Oh it's Miles. Kate and all the Losties are back at the Hatch Door, after the Hatch exploded.


How is Jack there and on the plane? What is happening?? Sawyer is so effing pissed. He is still hurt about Juliet. Sucks.


Now, back on the plane with Kate and her marshall guy. Wow this guy is so annoying talking to Hurley in the plane and Hurley is the luckiest guy, huh? Sawyer, yummmm.

And now, everyone is back on the island too. The LOSTies are in both places at the same time. Kate found Juliet!! Sayid is dying. Dammit. Uh oh, what are we hearing??? Hurley with a gun, really? It's Jacob coming to talk to Hurley on the island.


Sun and Jin on the plane. Jin is being the dick he is. AHHHHHHHH!!!! It's Boone! Of course in the plane version of the Losties, Locke was able to go on his walk-about, as he tells Boone. Also Boone's siter, Shannon stays in Austrailia.


We get to see the faux Locke and crazy Ben staring at the fire. Faux Locke says Jacob is gone and is sending Ben to fetch Guyliner, Richard. Lapidus and Sun discuss the situation and Ben now fetches Richard to speak with John. Guyliner shows Ben, the dead, real John Locke. CRAP COMMERCIAL.


Unburrying Juliet in the former Swan hole. Where is Jscob going and without shoes? He's gonna save Sayid, I hope. Oh no, Jacob died. Okay....go to the Temple, with the guitar case.....hmmmm. Oh this is so sad, I hope they get to Juliet.


Back on the plane again. Oh no, stupid Charlie probably OD-ed. Drugs are not cool, but Charlie is. Wonder if Evangeline was happy to have him back on set again. I am thinking, YES!
Jack and Sayid working on Charlie. Yup yup! BRING HIM BACK! Ewww, gross. See Drugs are NOT COOL! "am I alive", asks Charlie.


Back to the Island Losties, hopefully saving Juliet while they remove a beam. He's gotten to her, Sawyer has gotten to her! She's alive! Oh this is making me teary. The Juliet/Sawyer thing is adorable. Hurley shares the temple plan with everyone. He looks very determined.


Now we are at the statue with Faux, Locke, Ben, and Guyliner. Faux Locke is in Jacob's chair. Guyliner is not coming in, but burley gun guy is. JACOB IS DEAD. Now the shoot at Faux Locke. There's a bent bullet on the ground and then some freaky noises. Ole smokey is coming back to get these suckers. Ahh, but smokey won't get you within the ash circles. Interesting. Now what Benjamin? Of course, we now know that Smokey is Faux Locke. Interesting.....


On-island, Kate, Sawyer and Juliet at the Swan hole. "Kiss me". I hope she doesn't die, but I think she is gonna. She didn't get to tell him her something, important. Poor Sawyer. Sad, sad sad.


On the plane LOSTies. And Charlie says he was supposed to die. Weird. Buckle up....almost home?? No! No they're not! Poor Charlie being led away. He gives Jack the evil eye. Everyone is exiting. Locke still in wheel chair. Sad Lost Musak plays. Well crap...at least there is one more hour of this "WTF beyond WTF episode".


Morning on the island. Sawyer is pissed. Sayid is near death and we have to go to Temple. Sawyer is going to bury Juliet and Sawyer is not following anyone after he does it. He asks Miles to stay and gives Jack the death stare.
They're all bringing in Sayid through the magic hole to the Temple. In the lower levels there are paths and some of the dead French Dudes. Weird weird voices. Is Smokey coming? And Kate disappears. This is some freaky stuff. Oh good, it's the others. Love Hurley--->> "Guess we found the temple."
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Kate in the airport with her Marshall. She has to go potty. He sends her in to pee. She is gonna get free. Watchy watch. And there she goes. She's so violent. And now with Sawyer on the elevator and he helps Katie get away.


Back to the island. Sawyer, burying Juliet with Miles. He asks what she wanted to tell Sawyer. Miles gets real weird and kneels to the ground. Miles then says that Juliet wanted to tell Sawyer that, "it worked". What worked?


Now they are at the Temple. And the Stewardess from the first plane is there and a bunch of other people. Hurley says that Jacob sent them and he has that guitar case. They look inside and see a symbol of some kind. It's made of wood, old asian dude breaks it and gets a letter out that has the Losties names on it, I guess. The strange dude says that if Sayid dies, they are in trouble.
In Airport with Sun and Jin. Jin has a crap ton of money with him. Sun denies knowing English to customs.


Back to Temple. This is a lot of acting for these poor people and for me to type about. They are at "the stream" and the water isn't clear. They ask who did this to Sayid and they warn that there are risks if they do "this." They are gonna put Sayid in the water. They flip over an hour glass and Sayid flales around while they hold him in the water. The Losties try to stop the Others. Waiting for the hour glass. Sayid appears to have been drowned. Oh no. They lie him out and the Others tell them that Sayid is dead. Jack administers CPR with Kate by his side. Kate tries to stop him. More sadness.


So LOST stuff is on Nightline and Jimmy Kimmel tonight! Whoop whoop!


Back in Airport, Sayid looking at pic of his lady and Kate is down in baggage area trying to escape. Frogurt gets mad at Kate for trying to steal his cab. Hurley in front of Kate at the cab stand on phone. Kate is almost escaping..gets in cab with Claire. Yeahh! Claire.


The two kids from the tail section of the flight give the island Losties food. The Others bring in Sawyer and Miles. They make Hurley go see the old asian dude. Hurley tells that Jacob is dead. The Others freak out all over the place and they put powder/ash every where.


Ben figures out that the monster is faux Locke. Faux Locke explains to Ben what Real Locke was thinking when Ben killed him. Ben asks what the smokey faux Locke wants and it turns out that Smokey, faux Locke, (or Faocke) just wants to go home.


Only 5 more minutes left...back to Sayid in the Temple. Miles is looking confused over Sayid. Kate is cleaning off Sawyer and Kate tells him that the Others are now protecting the Losties, maybe. Sawyer says he isn't gonna kill Jack, so Jack'll suffer.


Back at the airport, Jack is on the phone with his mom about the loss of Jack's dead father. Locke tells Jack that they only lost his father's body, not his father. Jack asks about Locke's condition and says that no condition is irreversible. He tells Locke that he'll give Locke a free consult.


Back on the island where the flare went up in the air from the Others at the Temple. Richard is confused. Faocke and Ben exit the Jacob cave. Faocke tells Guyliner that it is good to see him out of the chains, then sucker punches him. Faocke then announces that he is very dissapointed in everyone. Ooookay.....Real, dead Locke, lays there, dead.


Temple, time. The Others say that they need to speak to Jack seperately. Jack argues, and Sayid awakens. END.


UGHHH!!

Thoughts:
+ Lost is always good, because it is Lost. We get to see what could have happened if there was never an accident. We got to see Boone, Claire, and Charlie!
- Srsly, WTF?? WTF?? Really Carlton and Damon. Really?

1 comments:

Bleriana said...

So you really watched 'Lost'? I want to watch it too but just because of Ian Somerhalder. He's my new love...